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the real alexa has been abducted


Dear B,

We regret to inform you that your real wife has been temporarily replaced by some crazy chick. She will probably trash your house with dozens of reminder notes, flash cards, to do lists, and books. The living room will become a library and she will frequent the cupboards often in search of sugar or chocolate. She probably won’t remember to take out the trash (not that your real wife did either ;), put away the laundry, wash the dishes, or frankly do anything but cram her head with science nonsense.  Your real wife will return sometime next week, however, we cannot guarantee the condition she will be in. In the meantime just keep some chocolate in stock, ignore her greasy hair and cranky mood, and pray she returns real soon!


Finals Week


P.S. If you’re looking for clothes to wear, they’re probably on the couch.

Alexa Zurcher




  • Elisha

    you'll do GREAT on finals!!! (: I know it!! and you'll look beautiful doing it. 🙂 if you wannnt, I can come clean your house for you!? 😉

  • Unknown

    I feel your pain, this week and next are full of crazy texts, papers, and final exams. You will get through it with flying colors I am sure!

  • Amy

    Love this! I want to write something similar to dad….but I need a good excuse like finals. You'll do great this week. (ps when I turned on the computer tonight I KNEW that you would have a blog update…since today is the BIG study day! funny how our minds want to do anything BUT study!) Sending prayers your way, xoxooxxo love you!

  • larajanepark

    You have me cracking up at work with this one Alexa! I hope you ace your finals and that the kidnapper at least takes out the garbage…
    love aunt lara xoxox

  • P

    HAhahaha lex, i love you. This post literally just made my day. Good luck with finals!!! i totally wish i could get away with this during my finals week ;P

  • Kailie

    Hahaha that is too funny, good luck on your finals!!!

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