lex & brian’s foolproof way to not get fit:
1: buy a gym membership.
2: decide to go to the gym.
3: actually workout, even though it seems so foreign.
4: go home, exhausted.
5: decide your arms are too sore to scoop your own ice cream.
6: go load up a cup at yogurtland.
7: add extra cookie dough bites and avoid all fat free yogurt.
8: go home, happy.
9: decide you’re not too tired to scoop up ice cream.
10: eat more ice cream in bed, complete with chocolate syrup and whip cream.
11: go to bed, full.